oliviafuckingpope:

“We brought back dinosaurs.  Suck it, Eagleton.”

AU MEME → JURASSIC PARKS & REC → for myself

I love my husband, I love my job and I love my friends.

I’M SORRY BUT

stormofswansons:

Ron: Any dog under 50 pounds is a cat, and cats are pointless.

Emergency Response - Episode 5.13

daenerysknope:

#THIS IS FINE I’M FINE WE’RE ALL FINE!!! #Is that what you guys call me? Mean Ben? #That was…that was Leslie Knope #They do a stupid handshakey thing #I’ve been so annoyed…by all these rules lately. #And the town has really nice blonde hair too. And has read a shocking number of politicial biographies for a town. Which I like.#Uh-oh. #If the world was ending tomorrow I’d want to be with him. #But I’m done steamrolling people. This is how I feel. How do you feel? #So yeah it was worth it. Because I’m in love with Leslie Knope. #I Leslie Knope love Ben Wyatt. I love him with all of my heart. #As a candidate I appreciate your strategic mind. But as a woman all I care about is your slight but powerful body. #I never wrote it. #I’m thinking about my future. #(hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah jumping off a cliff bye)